toilet of the month  !!!

                                                     

                          My goal is: to NEVER have to use one of these ever again!!!  

             

Sept. 04, 2010-   August was a slow toilet month, not too much competition. However, I did

                         pick a new toilet with lots of potential. I give the "toilet of the month of

                         August 2010" award to........ "toilet dimitrius" of NY for consuming 

                         consuming 2 fresh loads from Me and 1 fresh load from My friend,

                         Master Ben, plus 3 of my delicious doggy bags...all within a 8 hour period.

               

                                                                I call this load, "trois-couleurs"

                                                           

Aug. 03, 2010-    I had a rough time deciding  My "toilet of the month for July 2010,  but I

                         had to give the award to toilet mario of Italy. toilet mario knew what he was

                         talking about when he remarked that My shit was more delicious than

                         eating at his mama's house! toilet mario consumed 2 doggy bags, plus

                         2 fresh loads in a 6 hour period, 2 days consecutively.

                     

 

                        

July 03, 2010-    Unfortunately, June was a very slow toilet month for Me. I've chosen "toilet

                          max of London as My "toilet of the month for June 2010. "toilet max"

                         consumed 2 doggy bags, plus 2 fresh loads per day in 12 hours, 2 days

                         consecutively.

                        

June 06, 2010-    Not to much competition, but I've chosen "toilet yves" of France as My

                        "toilet of the month"  for May 2010 for consuming 2 doggy bags, plus

                         1 fresh load for 2 days consecutively, then, 3 doggy bags, plus 1 fresh

                         load on the third day as My toilet.

                         

 

                                 

May 02, 2010-    My "toilet of the month" award for April 2010 goes to........

                         "toilet wayne" from Hong Kong for consuming 2 doggy bags, plus

                         1 fresh load per day, in a period of 3 hours,  2 days consecutively.

                     

 

                     

April 04, 2010-   I'm proud to award the "toilet of the month" for March 2010 to my new, but

                         experienced toilet.... "toilet al" of PA! "toilet al" served as My toilet for 4 days

                         straight, consuming 2 doggy bags with 1 fresh load for the first 3 days

                         and 3 doggy bags, plus a fresh load on the 4th day!!

                 

        

Mar. 14, 2010-   The "toilet of the month" award for Feb 2010 goes to.....

                        "toilet bertrand" of Toronto for consuming a doggy bag, plus 2 fresh loads

                        per day for 7 days consecutively.

                             

 

                                      

Feb. 13, 2010-    There was some stiff competition last month for the "toilet of the month" award.

                        I guess everyone wanted to be My first "toilet of the month" for the new year 2010.

                        However, there can be only ONE "toilet of the month" and that award goes to....

                        "toilet roger" of Cali  for consuming 1 doggy bag, plus 1 fresh load per day, for

                        17 days consecutively.

        

          

        

                                                       

Jan. 04, 2010-    My last 'toilet of the month" award for the year 2009 goes to..........

                         "toilet dave" of Pennsylvania for consuming 2 doggy bags, plus 1 fresh load,

                         4 days consecutively.

                         

 

                         

Dec. 06, 2009-     I'm pleased to announce my newest "toilet of the month for Nov.2009...

                         "toilet rudy" of Toronto! "toilet rudy" impressively consumed 3 fresh

                         loads with 3 doggy bags in a 12 hour period over 2 days consecutively.

                            

                            

Nov. 08, 2009-    The "toilet of month for Oct. 2009" award goes to....

                         new "toilet brian" of England for consuming 2 doggy bags a day, PLUS

                         1 fresh load, within 3 hours period, in 3 days consecutively.

                           

                           

Oct. 04, 2009-    Congratulations to My new "toilet of the month for Sept 2009", "toilet nick" of

                         Pennsylvania!  "toilet nick" consumed 2 fresh loads, plus 3 doggy bags within

                        an 8 hour period, 3 days consecutively.

        

 

                  

Sept. 03, 2009-   The "toilet of the month" award for Aug. 2009  goes to...

                         "shitmouth gareth" of Wales, who has been away for awhile, but did not

                         disappoint. "shitmouth gareth" consumed 2 doggy bags, plus 2 fresh loads

                         for the first 4 consecutive days...then, consumed 3 doggy bags, plus 2 fresh

                         loads on Day 5!! That makes 11 doggy bags, plus 10 fresh loads all together!

        

         

                                                                 

Aug. 06, 2009-   I must give the "toilet of the month" award for July. 2009 to My new toilet, "toilet

                         joe" from Cincinnati. "toilet joe" consumed 2 doggy bags, plus 2 fresh loads

                        within an 8 hour period in 5 days consecutively.

        

         

 

July 05, 2009-    Again, the competition was slim for the month of June, but I give the "toilet

                         of the month award for June 2009 to............

                         "toilet andrew" of California" for consuming 3 doggy bags, plus 3 fresh

                         load within a 12 hour period.

                                  

June 12, 2009-    Not too much competition, but congratulations to "toilet jorge" from Mexico  for

                         earning the title of   "toilet of the month for May 2009! "toilet jorge consumed

                         2 doggy bags, plus 1 fresh load on Day I, and 3 doggy bags, plus 1 fresh

                         load on Day 2.

                                                 

                                    

May 10, 2009-     Once again, "toilet sean" of Las Vegas came back to reclaim his crown as

                         "toilet of the month" for April 2009! It's been almost a year since he was

                         "toilet of the month". Nice to see a toilet with such a will to please and serve.

                         This time, "toilet sean" consumed 2 doggy bags, plus 2 fresh loads, in an 8

                         hour period, 6 days consecutively!

            

       

April 05, 2009      The "toilet of the month award for Mar. 2009 goes back to "toilet gareth"

                           of Wales, for consuming 2 doggy bags, plus 2 fresh loads on Day 1...and

                           3 doggy bags, plus 2 fresh loads on Day 2, both within a 10 hour period.

                            "toilet gareth" hadn't been the "toilet of the month" since June 2007.

                                             

                                

                          

Mar. 12, 2009      The "toilet of the month for Feb. 1009" award goes to.... "toilet kevin"

                          of Vancouver, Canada for consuming 3 doggy bags and 2 fresh loads

                          within a 8 hour period,  2 days consecutively. Lucky "toilet kevin" had

                          a doggy bag that looked like an octopus!

                                

                                

Feb. 09, 2009       Kicking off the New Year with new and impressive "toilet of the month"

                         for Jan.2009 , "toilet carl" of Fla. "toilet carl" consumed  2 doggy bags, PLUS

                         2 fresh loads on day I, then 3 doggy bags, PLUS 2 fresh loads of Day 2...

                         both within an 8 hr period.

                                            

                                  

 

Jan. 12, 2009       My last "toilet of the month" for the year 2008 ( Dec.2008) is the lucky

                          "toilet olivier" of Belgium for consuming 3 doggy bags, PLUS 2 fresh

                          loads in a 10 hour period.

                                  

Dec. 08, 2008       Not too much competition last month, but My "toilet of the month"

                         for Nov. 2008  award goes to.... "toilet greg" of Toronto for consuming 2 doggy

                         bags, PLUS 3 fresh loads in a 12 hour period.I want to add that those 3

                         fresh loads were HUUUGE! What a lucky toilet!

                                              

Nov. 10, 2008      Congratulations to "toilet ed" of Orlando, MY "toilet of the month" for October

                         2008! "toilet ed" consumed 3 doggy bags, PLUS 2 fresh loads within a 4 hour

                         period on Day 1....and 4 doggy bags, PLUS 2 fresh loads within a 4 hour

                         period on Day 2!

                                   

                  

Oct. 03, 2008       My new impressive "toilet of the month" for Sept 2008, "toilet trevor" of Toronto,

                          really enjoyed his doggy bags! He consumed 6 doggy bags, PLUS 2 fresh

                          loads within a 6 hour period. Bravo, "toilet trevor"!!

                                     

                                    

Sept. 17, 2008     Not too much competition last month. The "toilet of the month" for Aug.2008

                          goes to "toilet dave" of London for consuming 4 doggy bags, plus 2

                          fresh loads within a 6 hour period.

                

Aug. 03, 2008-    Congratulations to impressive " toilet frank" of Germany, My "toilet

                         of the month for July 2008!! "toilet frank" consumed 2 doggie bags,

                         plus 1 fresh load per day, 5 days consecutively!

       

       

July 03, 2008-    The "toilet of the month" ward for June 2008 goes to....

                         "toilet phil" of Toronto for consuming 3 doggy bags, plus 1 fresh

                         load in a 4 hour period,  3 days consecutively!

       

               

June 02, 2008-    It was a very competitive month, but I award the "toilet of the month"

                         award for May 2008 to.....

                         "toilet sean" of Las Vegas for consuming 2 doggy bags, plus 1 fresh

                          load, in a 3 hour period, 5 days consecutively! IMPRESSIVE!!

        

          

 

May 01, 2008-    I'm pleased to announce the "toilet of the month" for April 2008...

                         "toilet luca" of Orlando, Fla. for consuming 2 doggy bags, PLUS

                         1 fresh load in a 3 hour period, 2 days consecutively.

                                    

April o2, 2008-   The "toilet of the month" award for March 2008 goes to...."toilet sean"

                        from Ireland for consuming 3 doggy bags, plus fresh loads in a

                         12 hour period. Congratulations "toilet sean"!!

                              

Mar.05, 2008-   The "toilet of the month" award for Feb. 2008 goes to...."toilet mike" from

                       St. Louis for consuming 2 doggy bags, plus 1 fresh load within a 3 hour

                       period, for 2 days in a row.

                                 

Feb. 02, 2008-    The toilet pickins were slim for Jan 2008, but I will award the "toilet of

                        the month" award to..."toilet tim" from Fla. for consuming 2 doggy bags,

                        Plus 1 fresh load in a 3 hour period.

                                         

Jan. 26, 2008-    For those who have been waiting patiently for the results of the "toilet of the

                        month" awards for the months of Nov and Dec 2,007...they are as follows:

                        Not much competition in the last 2 months, but....

                       The "toilet of the month" award for Dec. 2007 goes to..."toilet "jake" of

                       Syracuse,NY for consuming 3 doggy bags and 1 fresh loads in a

                       3 hour period.

                           

                       The " toilet of the month award for Nov. 2007 goes to..."toilet robert" of L.I  

                        for consuming 2 doggy bags with 1 fresh load in a 3 hour period.

                                         

Nov. 11, 2007-     The "toilet of the month" award for Oct. 2007 goes to....

                          "toilet victor" of Argentina for consuming 2 doggy bags, plus 2 fresh loads

                         a day in a 48 hour period! This toilet was sure hungry! If you look

                         carefully, I was eating a ton of red chili peppers. Talk about "HOT SHIT"!

                      

Oct. 07, 2007-     It was a VERY close competition for the "toilet of the month" award

                          for Sept. 2007, but I've finally awarded the title to.....

                         "toilet glen" of Australia for consuming 2 doggy bags, plus 1 fresh load

                         per day in 4 consecutive days. What a lucky guy!

                      

                              

Sept. 10, 2007-    The "toilet of the month" for Aug. 2007 is awarded to "toilet brian" of

                          London. for consuming 2 doggy bags and 2 fresh loads in a course

                          of 10 hours.

                                    

Aug. 03, 2007-    There was not too much competition last month. However, I award "bob

                          from S.C" as the "toilet of the month" for July 2007 for consuming 1

                         doggy bag, PLUS 1 fresh load in course 3 hours, 3 days consecutively.

                                               

July 16, 2007-     I had been away and busy, but, NO WORRIES! I have kept up with the past

                          3 month's "toilet of the month" awards.

                          Here are the results:

                          "toilet of the month" for June 2007-  AGAIN. "shit-mouth gareth" (Wales)

                          "shit-mouth gareth" just can't get enough! he consumed 3 doggy bags,

                          PLUS 3 fresh loads, ( 2 from Me, the other from Master James) in a

                          course of 12 hours.

                   

                          "toilet of the month" for May 2007-   "toilet shawn" of Boston, who

                          consumed 2 doggy bags PLUS 2 fresh loads, one from Me and the

                          other from My good-looking, black Master James.

                                             

                          "toilet of the month" for April 2007- Not too much competition this

                          month, but the award goes to "toilet ivan" of upstate NY, who

                          consumed 1 doggy bag and 1 fresh load in a course of 3 hours.

                                                                    

                         

April 02, 2007     The brown bag lunch continues to be the HOT item.

                          The "toilet of the Month" for March 2007award goes back to...

                          "shit-mouth gareth" ,from Wales.. again! ( "toilet of the month" for

                          May, June, and  Aug. 2006. "shit-mouth gareth" consumed 3 doggy

                          bags, plus 3 fresh loads in a course of 12 hours. Sparked by jealousy,

                         "shit-mouth gareth" felt the need to redeem his title.

                          The following are photos of his doggy bags when they were freshly

                          brown bagged. As you can see, I had been consuming a lot of nuts!

                                                  

March 15, 2007   The "doggy bags" were a HOT item last month! The "toilet of the month"

                          for Feb. 2007 goes to.... "toilet dan" who met Me in Toronto! "toilet dan"

                          ( from the U.K) consumed 2 doggy bags, plus 2 fresh loads in a course

                          of 12 hours!

                          The following are photos that I took of the doggy bags before

                          "brown bagging" them to go.

                                           

Feb.15, 2007-      A different twist of the "toilet of the month" award for Jan.2007. I

                         had a toilet that took the following load " to go" and I watched him

                         consume it all! He even licked the bag!! Congratulations to "toilet Jim"

                        from Arizona! This is what the load looked like "fresh". Doesn't it look

                         like a penis? Of course, not yours ( ALL you toilets ) since, my shit

                         log is 50X bigger. PS. I did NOT manipulate it to look that way!

                                               

 

Jan. 10, 2007-     Unfortunately, the "toilet of the Month" for Dec.2006 goes to a restaurant

                        toilet. Due to bad timing, this was a huge load that went to waste!

                        Shame! Since I can not boast a good toilet for Dec, I will show an example

                        of a horrible toilet that deserves some extra humiliation. I was able to amuse

                        Myself, anyway by making decorations on his face with My shit.

                        I would like to give "toilet h" the motivation and desire to serve Me

                        better for the next time.

                                                           

Dec. 02, 2006-    OOPS! I am sure many of you have been anxiously waiting for the

                        results of Oct's "toilet of the Month". I had been on vacation, so I will

                        post the results of Oct.'s and Nov's "toilets of the Months" today.

                        First, the "toilet of the Month" for Oct.2006 goes to.....

                        "shitbreath" franco of Italy, who not only ate MY huge load, but his own!

                        After pounding him with humongous dildo, he lost control and had

                        an accident. Therefore, he received a "Dirty Sanchez" as punishment,

                        PLUS an EXTRA meal...his own shit load!!

                        Now, the "toilet of the Month" for Nov. 2006 goes to.....

                             "toilet mike s." of Fla, who was My "House toilet" for 6 hours where

                        he served not only Me, but also 4 of My HOT male friends!!! This was

                        VERY impressive!!!                                   

Oct. 18, 2006-    Another NEW impressive toilet wins the title of " toilet of the Month" for

                        the month of Sept!! "toilet joe" from Cincinnati consumed NOT one, but

                        2 huge loads....one gigantic load from Me and one from My hot-looking

                        Master friend, Alexis! According to Master Alexis, "toilet joe" should also

                        win the title of " bidet of the month" for the Masters!

Sept. 12, 2006-  "shit-mouth gareth" has redeemed his title as "toilet of the month" for

                        the month of August 2006!! Once again, he consumed 3 huge loads

                        in a period of 12 hours!!

Aug. 05, 2006-  We have a new "toilet of the month" for July... "toilet robert" of NYC.

                       The previous champion, " shit-mouth gareth" had been away on vacation.

                        This toilet just reported that he would like to redeem his title.

                         We shall see.

 July 04, 2006-   The "toilet of the month" for June goes to "shit-mouth gareth" again!

                       This time, "shit-mouth gareth" received 3 huge loads in a 12 hour

                        period. this toilet can't get enough!

June 16,2006-  Better late than never: May's "toilet of the month" award goes to....

                      "shit-mouth gareth", from Wales who received 2 loads in a 6 hour

                      period....then, returned the next day for a shit sandwich "to go" for his

                      flight.

May 10,2006-  The "toilet of the month" award for April 2006 goes to...

                      "shiteater alan" of California. This lucky toilet received 3 loads in a

                      14 hour period.

                      Now, the results of The "load of the month" contest for March 2006:

                      It was a close contest between "load E" and "shitface david" , but the

                      winner goes to "load E".                         

Mar.2006:  For the month of March...I am doing something special. I made close-ups of

                 the following big loads of March. I will let you decide the winner. To be fair

                 to "shitface david", he had already eaten a huge amount...unfortunately, a

                 lot went to waste on his face. Therefore, he was not the best toilet I have ever used.

                                                   CAST YOUR VOTE!!!

                                 

              Click here to Vote       Click here to Vote         Click here to vote        Click here to vote

              for Load "A"               for Load "B"                for Load "C"               for Load "D"

                                 

             Click here to vote        Click here to vote         Click here to vote         Click here to vote

              for load "E"                for load "F"                for load "G"                for "shitface david"

               I will announce the results the beginning of May.    

 

 Feb. 2006:  On Feb.4th, I amazed even Myself! I have a 3-way tie ALL from that one day....

                 toilet #1 and #3 were judged by their enthusiasm.

                 1) toilet "lovesbrown" who took the first big load of the day....a very good toilet.

                                              I like his willingness to please.

                 2) restaurant toilet-  Unfortunately, this load went to waste

                 3) toilet sam- later that evening- this toilet gets special recognition for coming when

                                     I needed him. He had missed the afternoon feeding earlier that day

                                     and came at a moment's notice from another side of town. This load

                                     came out on the wet side being that I had to hold it till my toilet

                                     arrived. I am impressed by toilet sam's attitude. he took his meal...

                                     come what may. ALL toilets should have his attitude!

Jan. 2006:  This is late, but after much deliberation....the "toilet of the Month" award for Jan. 2006

                  goes to ...."toilet "bob" of Boston. This was a very impressive toilet... ate EVERYTHING,

                          therefore no pics to show and nothing went to waste. That's how I like My toilets.

                  Honorable Mention: "toilet jack" of N.J and.....My toilet for the following:

                        I admit, this was actually a double load, but they were within 2 hours of

                                        each other. A plunger was necessary, too bad.

                                                 

                                                        

you could be here!

Dec. 26th, 2005: "toilet of the month" again.... goes to MY own toilet.

                                            This is the Xmas dinner you missed!

                                                 

     

Nov. 2005:  Unfortunately, for the month of Nov. the "toilet of the month" award goes to .....

                         My real toilet at home. Looks like it will be the winner for December, as well.

 

 

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